The fastest thing on Earth is my dog immediately after I ask what is in his mouth.
Cold brew coffee should probably be renamed “cool beans”.
It is a miracle that I actually turned out okay after enduring the era in which the dominant social media platform made us publicly rank our “top 8” friends.
The KFC Double Down is a chaotic masterpiece.
Unsubscribing from email lists is its own form of self care.
Talent is profoundly more abundant than opportunity.
I have reached the age where not being hungover feels so much better than being drunk.
Red flags are like your least favorite coworker, they always show up way later than you needed them to.