Self Defense, Slow Dancing, and Junior High

A Civilized Discussion of Irony Isn’t it ironic how Junior High physical education courses taught us such inconsistent lessons about autonomy over the physical self? Their lessons taught us how to defend our bodies against unwanted contact. Self defense class. They taught us how to protect ourselves, and how to use physical power to emitContinue reading “Self Defense, Slow Dancing, and Junior High”

Things That I am Convinced of: Part 2

The fastest thing on Earth is my dog immediately after I ask what is in his mouth.  Cold brew coffee should probably be renamed “cool beans”.  It is a miracle that I actually turned out okay after enduring the era in which the dominant social media platform made us publicly rank our “top 8” friends. Continue reading “Things That I am Convinced of: Part 2”

Let’s Talk About Sex With Math

I am a heterosexual cisgendered female, which probably explains why I am constantly disappointed, but regardless, I am a woman who is attracted to men. That being said, I think that most of us can all agree that one of the most beautiful things on this earth is curve of a woman’s back when sheContinue reading “Let’s Talk About Sex With Math”